Hi. We are umm…Umms! 5,025 NFTs on the Ethereum blah blah blah - you know the drill. Truly, we aren’t really sure what we are. Maybe we’re Unique Mystery Mixtures. Or just Ultimate Merry Mistakes. We might be Unassuming Metaverse Morons. You tell us. Owning Umms will give holders the opportunity to be promoted across BatDad’s social media network (8.8 million followers on Facebook, 1.4 million followers on Instagram), and also receive special 1/1 honorary Umms from our artist, Tiffany. She's the most badass middle school teacher around. Please follow us on Twitter to stay in touch with us!
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My name is Blake. I’m an internet idiot known as BatDad. I can be found driving my twins to school or tennis and obsessing over NFT stuff in between.


My name is Tiffany. I'm a teacher by day and a cat mattress by night. I like to draw and torment my middle schooler with puns.